The week after, I got a call from D.C. It was from the White House and the Secret Service agent asked me if Schizophrenic was my family. I said she was my friend.
Apparently, she was demanding to see the president to discuss a serious security threat. Then the secret service escorted Schizophrenic to ask her questions, then she started this speech about how aliens are conspiring to invade the Earth. Starting with the United States of America.
The guy told me that he won't let her see the president. I told him that was a good idea.
After an unexpected driving trip from North Carolina to D.C., I brought her back home and I hid the television set."